Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was February 28, 1980-something, the year of my mom's Bevolution, where she tried new things, like cutting my hair with a vacuum.
Adam: Oh, balls. Do you know what you're doing? I feel like you don't know what you're doing.
Beverly: That's the beauty of the Flowbee haircutting system. I don't have to know what I'm doing.
Adam: I prefer the old system, where we go to your salon and Chantal washes my hair, which feels way too good, and then I ask her to do it longer, but then it gets weird, and she stops.