Barry: [rapping] Oh-kay, here's the situation We may have made a few harsh accusations But our dad cares about us in many ways When we go out to eat, he's the guy who pays And he buys us clothes and books and more He'll even buy the stuff that we break in a store When it comes to spending big, our dad's no fool That's why he put us both in private school
Adam & Barry: Our dad pays for stuff!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] After those super-kind rhymes, our dad was sure to forgive us.
Murray: Mm, no.
Adam & Barry: No?!
Murray: The only nice thing you can say about me is that I pay for stuff? What am I, a bank?
Barry: Banks are awesome. They have unlimited money and lollipops.
Murray: I know what a bank is!
Barry: All the tellers are named Debbie. They can turn your dollar bills into coins.