Beverly: What the hell did you do, Murray?!
Murray: I finally agree with you. That kid should never drive, and he should stay your little baby forever.
Beverly: No, Adam needs to drive!
Murray: Then what's with the cookie business?!
Pops: And the road pirates?
Beverly: I spent the last five years scaring Adam with my stories so he'd be a super terrified, very cautious driver. Now's the time for you to swoop in and call him a moron until he learns to drive.
Murray: Wait, that's your plan?
Beverly: Worked perfectly for Erica and Barry. I don't know what went wrong here.
Pops: I have a theory. Your stories didn't teach him to be cautious. They just terrified a very gullible, anxious child.
Beverly: No one wants your objective opinions based on facts, Dad.
Murray: We'll handle it, Al.