Marvin: Big news, fellas. I pooled all of your cash into this perfect investment. It's an electronics company, and they sell computer thingies.
Barry: Score!
Naked Rob: Wall Street!
Andy: Dow Jones!
Marvin: I'm not done, yet. As of this morning, our stock has gone up 25 points.
Barry: Is that good or terrible? Tell us how to feel.
Marvin: We quadrupled our money. We're rich!