Murray: What's with all the people?
Pops: It's Marvin's fakakte commercial. I think it actually worked!
Murray: No way. No one's here to see a sweaty samurai.
Guy: Hey, where's the Sofa Samurai? My kid wants to take a whack at this recliner with that katana.
Pops: Unfortunately, the Samurai is sick.
Guy: What? I drove two hours to get here.
Pops: Uh, which is why you're looking at the Mattress Magician! What's that behind your ear, huh?
Guy: Don't touch my son.
Pops: Uh, give us a second.