Quote from Murray in Girl Talk
Marvin: That's it! I refuse to work for someone who thinks so little of me! Murray: Great. Then don't come in tomorrow. Marvin: Are you firing me? Murray: No, you just quit. Marvin: Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm just refusing to work. Pops: That is quitting. Marvin: Which I didn't do! Murray: Then fine. You're fired. Marvin: No, no, you can't fire me. I already quit. Murray: Too late. I fired you first. Marvin: Okay, so rehire me so I can quit. Murray: You're rehired. Go ahead and quit. Marvin: I'm staying. Murray: Then you're fired. Marvin: You would fire your own brother? I quit! Pops: He means well.