Quote from Pops in Jackie Likes Star Trek
Beverly: Dad, thank God you're here. There is a major crisis between me and Murray and we need your help.
Pops: Well, I'm 0 for 1, but let's give it a shot.
Murray: Great. Which towel do you like best? The entire life we've built depends on it.
Pops: Dammit! Why does everyone around here fight over such nonsense?