Barry: Well, I will never live a life with semi-curly hair. I must go bigger.
Andy: "Industrial Hair Tightener"?
Barry: According to the sassy lady at the beauty store, this is the strongest perm solution on the market.
Geoff: It also says it's the premier cosmetic product for show horses.
Barry: Indeed. Directions say 15 minutes max. I'll double that and go 50.
Matt: Dude, do not do that.
Barry: Oh, it's done. I'm going where no perm has gone before.
Beverly: Looking good, Schmoo.
Barry: No one likes a show-off, Mom.