Adam: Okay, here's the Kappa house as I see it in my head. Here's the Jell-O wrestling ring, the beer fountain, the baby-oil wrestling pool, dry T-shirt storage for wet T-shirt contests, and finally, the pillow-fighting pit.
All: Whoa.
Adam: Maintain focus. We then proceed past Erica, up the back stairs, and you know what happens then.
Sergei: Oh, yes. Pantry raid.
Adam: Yes. Wait, what?
Sergei: We steal their precious food?
Adam: Dude, it's not a pantry raid. In the movie, they steal underpants. Just follow me. If we stay low and move fast, this will be the greatest night of our lives. Time to show college what we're made of, gentlemen.