Quote from Murray in Goldberg on The Goldbergs
Murray: Why don't you come on down and get comfy cozy in my chair and call Erica. Geoff: Really? 'Cause you said if I came within 5 feet of your chair that you'd punch my father. Murray: [chuckles heartily] That's me, the funny dad havin' fun. Here's the phone. I'm gonna get you a cup of joe so you can talk to Erica all night long. Geoff: Actually, she's at a frat party. Murray: What? Why? Geoff: Her 32-year-old sophomore RA called her a BORF, so she's gonna experience college a bit. Does this recline? Murray: Get out of my chair! You're okay with Erica cavorting around Washington, D.C., with a bunch of drunken frat boys? Geoff: Yeah, it's fine. I trust her. Murray: No! You have to make sure that she's safe and she's committed to you and only you. Now get out of here.