Quote from Adam in Goldberg on The Goldbergs
Pops: Aaaah! Where are your glasses, kiddo? Your eye's all fakakte. Adam: Broke in gym class. Now we all got to live with the lazy eye. Murray: What's that? Are you talking to me? Adam: No, I was talking to Pops. Murray: Then why are you looking at me? Adam: I didn't! This is me looking at you. Murray: No, now you're looking at Mrs. Butterworth. Adam: I am not! Murray: You're staring right at her! Pops: Now one eye's staring at me. I don't know what to do. Murray: Bevy, your son's wonky eye is ruining breakfast.