Erica: Face it, we know basic life skills now. Your days of manipulating us into needing you are done.
Beverly: Manipulating you? I have never done anything so awful.
Erica: You faked a pelvis injury so I'd cook Thanksgiving dinner with you.
Barry: You tricked us into filling up a swear jar with enough money so we could take a family trip to Colonial Williamsburg.
Erica: You forged Mother's Day coupons from us to get unlimited snuggles.
Beverly: Okay, I do it every week! What do you want from me?
Erica: To be normal.
Beverly: You know I can't do that.