Beverly: Coach Mellor, we meet again one last, final time.
Coach Mellor: I take it you read that little note I left for Erica. All right, let's tango.
Beverly: She's not coming. It's just me.
Coach Mellor: But I kind of need her here. I had a big, angry speech meant to guilt and shame her for missing my class 27 times this year.
Beverly: This is an outrage. You have no right to target her t- 27 times? Wow. That's a lot.
Coach Mellor: And she forged a doctor's note saying she couldn't run or jump because of "lady problems."

Beverly: How dare you accuse her of forgery when you- "Dr. Edmund T. Doctorman." Oh, come on.