Murray: What the hell? This isn't a diploma. It's a note from that putz with the whistle!
Erica: "Insufficient credits. See Coach Mellor"?
Beverly: What does that mean? Somebody say something.
Erica: Mellor always said that if I skipped too much gym, I wouldn't get my diploma. I thought he was full of crap because, you know, gym is stupid, but it's real.
Beverly: You mean you're not going to college?
Erica: I'm not going to college!
Beverly: You're not going to college!
Erica: My life has come to a grinding halt!
Beverly: It's everything I've ever hoped for!
Murray: Wait a second. This is insane.
Erica: Yay, I'm a cautionary tale!