Jackie: It's still weird between me and my old boyfriend.
Adam: Uh, where is he? All I see is Ruben Amaro Jr. casually displaying his athleticism.
Jackie: Yeah. That's my ex.
Adam: Wait. You were with Ruben Amaro Jr.? The Ruben Amaro Jr.?
Jackie: From seventh to ninth grade. Why?
Adam: You spanned three grades with the guy who isn't afraid to change into his gym clothes without a towel around his waist? This is not okay!