Quote from Erica in The Day After the Day After
Erica: Aww, that's sweet. You're gonna miss me. But too bad the check's in the mail and that ship has sailed. Beverly: Here's the thing about that check. Erica: What is my college deposit doing back in this house?! Beverly: It's a funny story, really. Erica: There is zero chance that this story will amuse and delight me. Zero!