Quote from Coach Mellor in The Day After the Day After
Mr. Glascott: Okay, everyone, welcome to "The Day After" emergency assembly. First of all, I just want to assure you that everything is gonna be okay. Coach Mellor: It will not be okay! There's nowhere to hide in a nuclear winter! Mr. Glascott: Whoa. (chuckles) What Coach means is that there could be a nuclear winter, but it definitely won't happen. Coach Mellor: Till it does. Mr. Glascott: Does not, because it was just a movie. Coach Mellor: That will, for sure, come true. Mr. Glascott: Look, I know a lot of you are scared that the President is gonna snap, push a button, and incinerate us all, but I assure you, it will not happen. Coach Mellor: When it does, I'll be safe and snug in my fallout shelter while the rest of you mutants scrounge for cockroaches.