Quote from Geoff in Fonzie Scheme
Geoff: I know how much you had your heart set on fancy seafood, so I scored some fresh lobster for us to cook here. Erica: Oh, it'll be just like "Annie Hall". So cute and fun and... What the hell are those? Geoff: They're lake lobsters. Same tender meat with half the salt. Erica: There's only two. They're bite-sized. Geoff: Yeah, they looked bigger in the bed of that pickup truck I bought them from. Erica: It's fine. I had a big lunch. Just cook 'em up. Geoff: Um, I was kind of thinking maybe you could touch them, because looking at them makes my skin crawl.