Adam: So you're not gonna talk to me when you're at college?
Erica: No, but you'll see me at Thanksgiving and when I run out of money.
Adam: I'm, like, reeling right now. You gave me no warning!
Erica: I've been talking about going to college for the last four years.
Adam: But it had no resonance till this very moment.
Erica: I'm okay with that.
Adam: Please consider forgoing college and staying with me.
Erica: That's so cute. No.