Erica: What are you two dopes doing?
Adam: Deciding which college we should go to.
Barry: We taped 18 hours' worth of "USA Up All Night" movies and carefully studied them all.
Adam: Got to tell you, it's a tough choice.
Barry: It's between "Screwball Academy".
Adam: Which is ranked first in coed pillow fighting.
Barry: Or the unnamed school from "Sorority House Party," which has a great wet T-shirt program.
Erica: None of it's real! "Bikini Ski School" isn't real.
Adam: You sound like the stuffy dean who lost the mountain in a ski race.