Erica: Just admit it Lucky is your favorite child.
Murray: You're just upset 'cause I won't pay for some fancy out-of-state school.
Erica: No, I'm upset because you don't care. If Lucky was going to college, you'd be a hysterical mess.
Murray: Don't be a moron. There's no such thing as dog college. What would she even study?
Adam: Frisbee catching?
Murray: Please. Lucky hates Frisbees.
Adam: Fine. Tail chasing.
Murray: Lucky doesn't chase her tail.
Adam: Duh! That's why she'd take the class, to learn.