Barry: Pops, you've lived an impossibly long time. Tell me an old-timey story that reassures me a long-distance relationship can work.
Pops: Well, I once dated a Tunisian woman named Marwa. We would swim in the warm waters of the Mediterranean during the day and become one on the beach at night.
Barry: So it can work.
Pops: It did, until her father chased me around an open-air bazaar with a scimitar.
Barry: Why did I go down this incredibly long road with you for nothing?
Pops: I'll be honest with you, kiddo. When I started that story, I didn't remember how it ended.