Other Adam Goldberg: Yeah, here's the thing. I technically don't know how to, uh... fight.
Adam: What? But you said you did.
Other Adam Goldberg: It's called acting, bro. I was certain you'd wuss out. Really bit me in the ass here.
Adam: This is horrible. We're gonna embarrass ourselves in front of the whole school.
Other Adam Goldberg: I know. It's like a nightmare version of "Karate Kid."
Adam: Wait, you saw the movie? I thought you hate big studio fare?
Other Adam Goldberg: Eh, after I read your review, I gave it a shot. You're an okay writer. Not good enough for books. Maybe sitcoms or something.
Adam: Thanks. Look, I really am sorry about all the confusion. Truth is I'm a huge fan of your work. I've always looked up to you. I just want to be friends.