Quote from Adam in The Kara-te Kid
Other Adam Goldberg: Don't minimize this, bro. Do you have any idea how many people have congratulated me on this article? Adam: Two? Other Adam Goldberg: Wow, that's a good guess. Point is, I'm tired of the marketplace confusion. You got to change your name now. Adam: I really don't think people are gonna be confused by our names, dude. Coach Mellor: Hey, Goldberg, we're playing basketball in the gym, and your mother is insisting you wear a jockstrap so you don't hurt your yam bag. Johnny Atkins: Ha! He's worried about his reproductive health. Carla: His mom cares about him! That's a weakness! Other Adam Goldberg: You're changing your name.