Adam: Reading anything good there, Taz?
Taz: Yeah, man, this review of "Karate Kid" is fresh. That other Adam Goldberg in 11th grade knows his movies.
Adam: What? No. I wrote that.
Taz: It says here it's by Adam Goldberg. You're Adam F. Goldberg.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And with one missing letter "F," my "Karate Kid" journey began.
Adam: Oh, balls!