Quote from Beverly in So Swayze It's Crazy
Adam: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. "Would've been"? You mean I missed out on auditioning for a "Meatballs" sequel? Beverly: Okay, let me be clear. You are a Cruise or a Swayze, not a geek or a goober. I don't care how much those kinds of roles pay.