Barry: Come on down to Spencer's Gifts at the Willow Grove Mall, where our gag gifts are a sight for sore eyes. Spencer's. We've got fake barf. Underpants wallet. Real lava lamps. Whoopie cushions. Joy buzzers. Ow. "No Fart Zone" tape. Wind-up chattering teeth. Wacky shirts. Silly wigs. Edible underpants. And, of course, our best seller-
Erica: Bottled farts!
Leon: And for the woman in your life, we have lilac hand lotion, for some reason.
Barry: So, come on down to Spencer's.
All: We've got shenanigans for you!