Lainey: Okay, we need to help that girl.
Mr. Glascott: This sounds like a job for the bodacious guidance counselor that all the kids adore and respect.
Lainey: First of all, your constant lurking is really jarring.
Mr. Glascott: Can't a guy stand around teenagers, waiting for some juicy gossip without being judged?
Lainey: No.