Erica: Ugh! I am so glad I'm finally done with that college essay.
Pops: You know, sweetheart, it's not too late to write about a real hero.
Erica: Ship's kind of sailed at this point.
Pops: That ship might circle back to port when you take a gander at some circus adventures after the war.
Erica: Oh, Pops, you don't have to make stuff up. You'll always be a hero to me.
Pops: But I spent four hours digging this up. Ah, damn it. She's gone.
Pops: [on projected footage] And there they are, folks, stretching it.
Pops: You handsome devil!