Erica: My first tweak was when I, like, threw the whole thing out and started over.
Beverly: What's that, now?
Erica: Yeah, my new essay is about my inner hero and how I overcame the greatest obstacle of all.
Beverly: Me? It says I'm the obstacle?
Erica: Yep.
Beverly: (gasps) And ruiner of dreams?
Erica: For sure.
Beverly: Strangler of hope?!
Erica: Yep.
Beverly: A vampire draining your human sprite?
Erica: Oopsie, that is supposed to say "spirit." Good eye.