Adam: I need you to give this note to Emmy and make her read it.
Erica: She's still not talking to you, huh?
Adam: Honestly, she's being crazy and irrational, but as you can see in this note, I'm the bigger man and still willing to apologize.
Erica: "Dear Emmy, you're being crazy and irrational. Let me explain the many reasons why your super-silly female body issues are all in your head." No.