Adam: Well, well. It appears even my pathological sister can't pull off a George Glass.
Erica: Oh, and like you're doing any better?
Adam: In fact, I am. I have a romantic paintball date with Waffle Girl.
Erica: How is paintball romantic in any way?
Adam: Trust me, our love will be forged on the battlefield once she witnesses my unflinching courage and legendary bravery.