Barry: Dad, it has recently come to my attention that the Beach Boys concert mom invited me to 16 times was, in fact, Live Aid.
Murray: How about that?
Barry: Yes. "How about that?" indeed.
Murray: What the hell is that?
Barry: This, father, is a traditional mok jong, or as the uninitiated call it, a karate training post.
Murray: Well, why is it blocking "The Rockford Files."
Barry: See, I have achieved a rage so pure, so overwhelming, I have no choice but to channel it into this wooden thing for the next three hours.
Murray: This is gonna be a whole thing, isn't it?
Barry: Up windmill! Down windmill! Cross block! Hyah-hyah! Monkey steals the peach! Tiger climbs the tree!