Quote from Barry in I Heart Video Dating
Barry: Hey, guys, I really need your help. Each of you grab a leg and push. I ate nine bananas, but I'm still cramping up something nasty. Murray: Damn it, you ate all my bananas? Barry: I'm in real athletic pain. Murray: Sit, Al. Nobody is touching those legs in those tiny shorts. Barry: These are official coaching bottoms. Sure, they cinch up the bathing-suit area, but Coach says I'll eventually reach a healthy level of crotchular numbness. Pops: For the love of God, take 'em off. You'll never have kids. Barry: Gym teachers don't have kids. Their kids are the students they teach.