Coach Mellor: Here. Take this. Training begins now.
Barry: [Air blows] Damn it, I broke it. Why do I have such powerful lungs?
Coach Mellor: No, it's a training whistle. You'll get the tiny, little ball that makes it work when you're ready.
Barry: When will that be?
Coach Mellor: Coach will know. Now let the physical education education begin. First up, drink this mix of celery and cod. Glug hard, boy. Glug hard.