Principal Ball: Goldbergs, please! What on Earth is going on over here?
Beverly: I'll tell you what's going on, Earl. You have some very mean, disrespectful children at this school.
Principal Ball: Well, they're your children.
Beverly: Tell them what happens to a student when they sass-mouth a teacher.
Principal Ball: They get Saturday detention.
Erica: Why don't you tell her what happens to a teacher who abuses her power?
Principal Ball: Teachers get fired.
Beverly: Oh, my God. Earl, write a detention. It's not that [bleep] hard!