Barry: From this moment on, I officially declare I have no girlfriend and no mother.
Lainey: You can't do that.
Beverly: Yeah, you can't do that. Well, you can do it to her, but you can't do it to your mother. I say this all the time, you only have one mother.
Barry: Well, I'll find another one.
Beverly: You wouldn't dare.
Barry: I will. I'll tell that nice, old lunch lady who always calls me "son" to put her money where her mouth is.