Erica: This is too much. Last night, we went to an Italian restaurant, and she made me "Lady and the Tramp" a piece of spaghetti.
Barry: That's nothing. This morning, I gave her a back massage. Her skin sucked up the lotion like a biscuit!
Erica: Yesterday, I held hands with her for an hour as we walked around the park. We looked like a lesbian couple where she makes the money.