Coach Mellor: Picking teams has been the same since the dawn of physical education. The awesome jocks choose kids in descending order of athletic ability. What is the problem?
Adam: The problem is the rest of us suffer. Turns out, gym class will determine how society views us for the rest of our lives.
Coach Mellor: People really think that?
Adam: Of course. Don't you realize gym is the most important class there is?
Coach Mellor: Well, I know that. It's just, when the English department doesn't invite you out for bowling night, it really gets in your head.