Quote from Adam in 12 Tapes for a Penny
Adam: I've had a revelation. Why create one fake name and get 12 tapes, when you can create infinite fake names and get all the tapes? Erica: Are you sure this is a good idea? Adam: I've thought of everything, Erica. See, Columbia house has agents everywhere looking to collect their money. But I'll be one step ahead of them with this. Each of my phony identities has elaborately fleshed-out backstories that I've completely committed to memory. Erica: Optimus O'Prime? Really, dude? Whose first name is Optimus? Adam: This guy. He's a 41-year-old truck driver who spends his long nights on the road jamming to the soft-rock stylings of Chicago. Erica: Ugh, why? Adam: Because I'm playing god, Erica. Meet Dr. Garth Vaderstein. He's got asthma and issues with his son. He's also got an insane love of Hall & Oates. Erica: Well, we all have hobbies. Adam: Next, meet Stu Voltron, age 43. He's a divorced veterinarian. The only thing he loves more than animals? Billy Joel.