Quote from Beverly in Double Dare
Bill Lewis: Let's start with the basics. This is the quarterback. These are the linemen, receivers, running back. Beverly: Question: What do all those words mean? Bill Lewis: Simplifying, there's offense and defense. Beverly: Question: Are those things I should already know? Bill Lewis: Simplifying, this is a football. Beverly: Question: Is the plural of "football" "feetball"? Bill Lewis: Ohh! God!