Beverly: What's going on?
Adam: Just some father/son bonding time.
Beverly: Tell me what you've done to him, or I'll make you go outside and play catch with your Dad on the lawn in front of the entire neighborhood.
Adam: No.
Beverly: And not with one of the soft nerf balls.
Adam: Not the hard white ones with the sowing on them.
Beverly: That's right. Baseballs.