Quote from Beverly in I Caddyshacked the Pool
Coach Mellor: I think I can shed some light on what's going on here. Beverly: Wow. Well, please do. Coach Mellor: Your boy is self concious because of his wig. Beverly: He doesn't wear a wig. Coach Mellor: Well, I'm stumped. But you better figure something out, because an F in gym means Adam will never get to be a physical educator later in life. Beverly: Oh no. Coach Mellor: He'll also have to repeat the eighth grade. Beverly: Oh no! Coach Mellor: Yeah, probably should have led with that.