Quote from Coach Mellor in I Caddyshacked the Pool
Coach Mellor: Wait, hold on, stop, stop, stop. You telling me you'd rather run laps indefinitely than get in the pool? Kids: Yeah. Coach Mellor: Well, in that case, swimming for the rest of the year. Emmy: We can't just swim all year. What about basketball? Coach Mellor: It will be water basketball. Dave: Dodgeball? Coach Mellor: Pool dodgeball. Adam: Soccer? Coach Mellor: You'll be on rafts.