Barry: No, why didn't it work?
Coach Mellor: Because nobody really knows how VHS technology works. It's a mystery science can't solve. Looks like your only choice is to come clean.
Barry: Or, I double down and keep lying.
Coach Mellor: I lied on a job application once. Said I was proficient in the audio-visual arts. Now here we are.
So the lesson is-
Barry: Don't lie.
Coach Mellor: Unless it gets you an extry sixty bucks a week and a buttload of extension cords. I feel good about today.