Quote from Coach Mellor in A Chorus Lie
Coach Mellor: Goldfarb! Wheel it in. Time for a private huddle. I'm going to put this delicately, kid. You smell like a gym sock's butt. Adam: Uh, thanks. Coach Mellor: You smell like a garlic diaper. Adam: Thanks? Coach Mellor: You smell like egg salad left in a humidifier. Adam: Thanks. Coach Mellor: I assume you don't notice because you live with that stink 24/7. Adam: Oh no. I smell it. Coach Mellor: There's half a Speed Stick in my desk. It's yours now. Be liberal with it. Coach is on your team, here. It's why I pulled you aside to avoid embarrassment. Adam: I guess I would have preferred you pulled me aside just a little farther.