Coach Mellor: Ladies and gentlemen, due to aggressive parental interference, there's been a change in the phys-ed curriculum.
Adam: What? Could be any of our moms.
Coach Mellor: Effective immediately, there will no longer be dodgeball in my class. Instead, we'll play an all-new safer, kinder game called big baby ball. We'll choose teams by counting off ones and twos. Goldfarb, begin.
Adam: One.
Coach Mellor: Everybody else is a two. Let's get the ones on that side, twos on the other.