Coach Mellor: Dodgeball is an essential part of strengthening a young man's character, and nobody needs that more than your son.
Beverly: How dare you? My son has the strength and character of three Lou Ferrignos!
Coach Mellor: How dare you invoke Lou Ferrigno? How dare you! I'm not gonna stand here and let you push me around! I'm not scared of you.
Beverly: Well, you should be. I'd think twice about this if I were you.
Coach Mellor: No. I will not think at all.
Beverly: If there's any more dodgeball in this school, you will regret it. Mark my words.
Coach Mellor: I will mark no words.
Beverly: Mark them!