Barry: You won't believe the day I had. First, I aced my math quiz, B-. Then, bio lab got flooded, so we had class in the quad, where a bird did not crap on me. Then after school, Jen Sperling asked me to the dance, 'cause her date got viral meningitis.
Murray: Oh, good for you. Bad for him. But good for you.
Barry: His brain is swollen! Everything's coming up Barry.