Quote from Pops in Call Me When You Get There
Beverly: Dad, you live alone. What happens if you fall and you can't get up? Pops: In my whole life, I've never once tripped, slipped, or fallen. Adam: Yeah! This is an insult! I'm rock solid. Pops: Go ahead, sock me in the kidney. Do it. Adam: Go ahead, Mom. Hit Grandpa. Pops: Do it. Beverly: I'm not punching you in the kidney, Dad.